folkmessiah:

getting spoken to as if i’m straight by straight people who assume everyone is straight, subsequently feeling like the world’s most useless and irritated secret agent

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english is not their first language: Hello! I'm sorry if my English isn't very good.
english is their first language: hte fuckign

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Anonymous said: Can you explain what cis means?

the-goddamazon:

coolben94:

when the doctor slaps ur butt after ur born n they go, “it’s a ___!” ur just like “truuuu” 4 ur whole life

THIS IS THE BEST EXPLANATION LMFAOOOO


58569 notes / reblog / posted 39 minutes ago

woodmeat:

oh but yall bitches dont suck dick :///

woodmeat:

oh but yall bitches dont suck dick :///

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brookeeverdeen:

"everything jennifer lawrence does is just an act!"

here is jennifer lawrence in 1995

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you know which girl i’m talking about 

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164257 notes / reblog / posted 7 hours ago

santalinson:

"we’ll be watching a movie in class today"

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"here’s the packet of questions you’ll have to answer while watching"

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398306 notes / reblog / posted 7 hours ago

andrewbreitel:

potayto:

do people really still say me gusta

what

im pretty sure every single spanish speaking person does

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327457 notes / reblog / posted 7 hours ago

draggedqueens:

THIS IS SO INSPIRATIONAL I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES

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autosage:

things to say if someone asks why you are so quiet

  • "i don’t have much to say"
  • (shrug with a smile)
  • "i like listening"
  • (with clenched teeth) “there are wasps in my mouth”

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