WOw I could use a hug rn
And there it is.
We were talking about Shakespeare in English class and the tradition of throwing tomatoes when the actors are bad. Well it turns out, back then people thought tomatoes were poisonous, and so people would aim at the actors mouth and try to kILL THEM WHEN THEY WERE BAD AT ACTING OMG
242057 notes / reblog / posted 1 day ago #wouldn't someone have like put tomato in someone's food to kill them, #and then when it didn't work wouldn't they like notice, #like, #oh he didn't die maybe this isn't poisonous anyway,
how to blow girls away
- become an airbender
- blow air at them
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waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep
"reblog if you’re not homophobic, keep scrolling if you are" is just tumblr’s equally irritating and pointless version of "share if u love god, ignore for satan"But I love Satan!
one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat