180mph:

Girl: Come over

Me: Im an AP student, and I take many AP classes

Girl: My parents arent home

Me: AP stands for advanced placement. These are college level courses that you can take in high school. Typically they are more demanding than regular classes and thus you are often given a higher workload. However, the benefits are far reaching. Consider taking some AP courses during high school for a chance to earn college credit

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rnonopoly:

WHEN YOU SEE THE SPIDER

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Anonymous said: Re: your "rule about naked people" -- How about people who take nude photos of themselves not be stupid and use storage devices that can be hacked, like cloud storage (or take any risks close to that)? Just HOW much personal responsibility does your generation need to shed before you get it through your thick skulls that it only costs $20 for a decent external hard drive these days? :|

fishingboatproceeds:

"The lock on your diary wasn’t very good, so it’s your fault I read your diary."


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assdeluxe:

higgzorz:

her: u eat ass?

me: image

delete this post

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rapewhistled:

why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying

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notarmin:

after all, i’m simply one hell of a meme

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sergeantjerkbarnes:

can we please discuss what the fuck is wrong with pennsylvania

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pepprstark:

i formally apologize to anyone who knew me when i was 13

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