getting spoken to as if i’m straight by straight people who assume everyone is straight, subsequently feeling like the world’s most useless and irritated secret agent
Anonymous said: Can you explain what cis means?
when the doctor slaps ur butt after ur born n they go, “it’s a ___!” ur just like “truuuu” 4 ur whole life
THIS IS THE BEST EXPLANATION LMFAOOOO
oh but yall bitches dont suck dick :///
"everything jennifer lawrence does is just an act!"
here is jennifer lawrence in 1995
you know which girl i’m talking about
"we’ll be watching a movie in class today"
"here’s the packet of questions you’ll have to answer while watching"
do people really still say me gusta
im pretty sure every single spanish speaking person does
THIS IS SO INSPIRATIONAL I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES
things to say if someone asks why you are so quiet
- "i don’t have much to say"
- (shrug with a smile)
- "i like listening"
- (with clenched teeth) “there are wasps in my mouth”